NHS gets best Birthday present ever as Jeremy Hunt fucks off
Earlier today Bojo the clown fucked off back to the circus, leaving a massive, gaping Foreign Secretary hole for Treeza May (not be Prime Minister by morning) to fill.
Her choices are numbered as she’s getting more resignations than a leaflet distribution centre after a new warehouse opens in town.
Like the fat kid in a school football team selection, only walking smirk and luxury bathroom enthusiast, Jeremy Hunt was left for her to pick.
His promotion from Health Secretary will give doctors and nurses accross the country a collective sign of relief.
As we speak there are reports of 6 doctors trashing an Ikea, and a nurse ruining an ambulance in celebration.
It hasn’t yet been announced who is next in line to fuck over the NHS yet but a decision is expected by morning.