Johnson resigns to focus on being eccentric and a twat

Johnson resigns to focus on being eccentric and a twat

9th July 2018 0 By Tuckered

It’s glorious isn’t it? Like a really fucking dull Night of the Long Knives in reverse, where they all top themselves just to topple the Führer.

The Conservative party is collapsing quicker than a Thai football coach’s confidence in a wet cave.

It’s broken, kaput, fucked. Like a Python parrot, or a  Rolf Harris career, it is no more.

First Brexit Secretary David Davis, who probably spent more time negotiating his fucking gas bill with Npower than he ever did with Europe.

And now Boris the twat jawed gimp, the latest to step up and stab the hag. They’re dropping like E’s in a dorm.

There’s no hiding this one. Even if everyone in fucking Salisbury gets poisoned. Like Big Narstie on every fucking tv channel, this won’t go away.

Tick tock Mrs. May, tick tock.