Saying 400 years of slavery ‘was a choice’ not as bad as saying you support Trump

After going at least 24 hours without causing a fucking Twitterpheric twat storm, the brain dead arse admirer has caused controversy once more.

The half witted, narcissistic, Twitter obsessed, mega twat has been at it again, and I’m not talking about Trump.

After going at least 24 hours without causing a fucking Twitterpheric twat storm, the brain dead arse admirer has caused controversy once more by saying in an interview:

“When you hear about slavery for 400 years. 400 years? That sounds like a choice.”

Aye Kanye, why didn’t these guys just ask security to sort their ‘owners’ out?

Why didn’t they just refuse to pick cotton and start gigging instead, so they could hire a private jet and leave?

Last week the cunt said he supported Trump and instantly lost 9 million Twitter followers.

He said the President was his ‘boy’ which explains a lot, like father like son then? Because they’re both thick as shit.

Let’s see how many followers the prick loses this time.

If it’s less than 9 million, it will prove once and for all that announcing your support of that dementia ridden, hay haired, chin smuggler, is about the most offensive thing you can say in the US right now.

Just fuck off you meddling, pig eyed, triple lipped, prick

Stick to doing handbrake turns in your fucking Capri on gravel, like a fucking 80’s child’s drawing of what ‘cool’ is.

Calm your tits about fat kids Oliver, give that giant tongue a fucking rest for once.

Who knows, it might thank you by losing a bit of weight itself and giving you back some much needed oral real estate, you tiny toothed twat.

We get it, obesity is an epidemic, but everytime you try and help, shit things happen.

Have you seen the fucking price of a bottle of Coke now?

It’s more expensive than actual coke thanks to you, and where’s our Turkey Twizzlers, you fucking pukka cunt?

Stop blaming Theresa May. She’s responsible for lots of shit, but not starving kids and making them fat simultaneously, like some fucking Schrödinger’s feeder.

Making sugar more expensive won’t change a thing, this is a societal issue:

The break down of family units, no transference of skills, busy single parents working two jobs etc, etc.

Oh and don’t forget the never ending stream of nasty, processed, yet convenient shite on offer.

This is just too complex for your bish bash boshy, mockney cokney, wishy washy, chefy shite, so shut the fuck up.

Just keep out of it. Stick to doing handbrake turns in your fucking Capri on gravel, like a fucking 80’s child’s drawing of what ‘cool’ is.

Go and make a thee a minute meal or something. Feel free to take your time though pal.

Increasing the price of alcohol in Scotland is like charging Eskimos for snow

This is a fucking outrage, depriving Scots of booze is like denying northerners gravy, or southerners quinoa, or whatever shite the soft cunts are munching this week.

Let’s be honest, it’s just another poor tax. Yes, not everyone who drinks excessively is skint, but a lot of people struggling financially are twatted out of their skulls.

You can’t just price out an alcoholic, trust me. It’s like sugar tax. Let’s see how that goes after a couple of years, I bet we’ll all still be fat cunts but just more skint.

If someone is determined to get out of their mind to escape this shitty existence we call life, they’ll do it.

They might take a tenner from their nan’s purse, try meths, or dabble in glue-roma therapy.

They might give spice a whirl, or smack a chance. I don’t know, but what I do know is that they will, 100%, get fucked up if they want to.

To the tosser who cut me up on the M62, you won’t see this because my profile is private and we’re not Facebook friends

To the tosser who cut me up on the M62, you won’t see this because my profile is private and we’re not Facebook friends

Why do people do this?

I get it, other drivers, well other people in general can be fucking annoying, but this new type of evolved post road rage rant is pointless.

“To the man in the black Audi who nearly caused an accident on my way home, if it wasn’t for my quick reflexes and thinking, we’d both be in A&E now or worse still, dead.”

Right Kathleen, do you do realise Bob in the Audi can’t see this don’t you, you dumb cunt?

You understand that the two comments of “Hope ur OK x” from Louise and Jennifer, the three angry emojis from Karen, Paul and Jess, and the crying emoji from Kirsty won’t have any impact whatsoever on Bob?

Bob couldn’t give a fuck. In fact, that cunt is sleeping easy tonight and dreaming about not using indicators. He’s not even thinking about you and your stupid grey Corsa.