Breaking: It’s warm. It might last all weekend, or it might rain tomorrow, that’s how it works here.
British weather is unpredictable like Boris Johnson in a crisis, and if you haven’t grasped that yet then do you even Britain bro?
People like imaginary Trevor, who state the bleeding obvious with complex observations like:
“It’s hot innit?” or “How long do you think we’ll get this time, one or two days?” Should be rounded up and shot.
The same applies to people, who after the sun inevitably goes away, say:
“Well that was a fun twenty four hour of summer wasn’t it?”
Just put the stop watch away and fucking go out and enjoy it.
Unless like me you’re a sun hating hermit, sat in doors, writing literal shit, whilst scowling at all the happy cunts outside.
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