Give Millenials a break
If you’re in your early thirties then technically you are one anyway.
I know right? I was fucking mortified. It’s like finding out your great grandad was Rudolf Hess.
I think lots of the people who categorise other people are around this age too, and out of sheer embarrassment have recently created a mini generation, Xennials.
It’s not as cool as it sounds, think of it as like being a Millenial, but with a knowledge of dial up internet, wanking to magazines, or going outside.
I digress. We’re too cruel to these thick, youthful, tossers aren’t we? We just can’t help it.
They’re like politically correct Terminators, they can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop… ever, until you are a vegan!
It’s not their fucking fault that they’re like they are though.
“They don’t play out.” We moan.
No fucking shit, we didn’t let them! All our childhood heroes turned out to be fucking nonces.
We’ll be fucked if we’re letting our kids go in the garden when the next door neighbour is odd Bob Bicker, the neighbourhood knicker sniffer.
“They’re always on their phones.” So are you cunt! You’re reading this on one now.
“They’re precious little snowflakes who can’t accept a differing opinion.”
I’ve thought long and hard about this one and it’s absolutely correct, but, again, it really isn’t their fault!
Think about it. We’ve spent the best part of two decades making the world more PC for the benefit of all of us.
Terms we used to hear our racist uncles casually drop into conversation would not be tolerated now, rightfully, but go back 15 or 20 years and sadly it was normal.
Millenials had never really been exposed to that shit before, then BOOM, out of nowhere the far right appeared.
Cunts like Katie Hopkins championing hate as ‘free speech’. No wonder they banned these opinions from their universities, they were alien, dark and unfamiliar.
It’s all our fault. We created this massive safe space, then we criticised Millenials for being in it. We really should give them a fucking break.
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