Police seize Pic ‘n’ Mix with an estimated street value of £4.2 million from a Cinema
Officers were called out to an unknown location early last night, thought to be owned by a prominant cinema chain.
Dotty Winified Hovington-Jones, who got all offended by me describing her as dotty said;
“The cheeky fucking robbing bastard cunts tried charging me £8.70 for half a bag of gear for our Jonny. The fucking pop was a fiver alone, so I rang the fucking dibble.”
When officers arrived at the scene they found four pieces of fudge, two Back Jack’s and three white mice, with an estimated street value of £4.2 million.
PC Geoff Wakes said: “It’s the biggest haul we’ve had in a long while. They get away with it you see, especially now Woolworth’s has closed. People need their fix.”
The goods were seized for analyses, although there is nothing in law preventing the chain charging such high prices.
After police calmed Mrs. Hovington-Jones down, she didn’t any press charges and no further action was taken.
The cinema manager declined to comment.
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