Maybe Nando’s wasn’t the right choice? Maybe free wings at Chicken Cottage would’ve won over any potential crutch kickers, I suppose we’ll never know.
Each pay day I fed my hard earned cash into a virtual roulette machine quicker than an ex PM feeding his cock into a dead pig for an initiation ceremony.
I don’t care about Meghan’s dad, I’m more bothered by the Police taking bags of fuck all from the homeless17th May 2018
If the Royal family want to survive another hundred years, Harry should speak out about this bull shit and invite all the people who have been treated like scum to the wedding.
Naturally happy types, you know, jovial, smily “I get up at 6am” cunts, meandering through this murky world of hate we call home, and progressing on the journey of pain we call life unnerve me like a wide eyed man shouting on a bus.
British weather is unpredictable like Boris Johnson in a crisis, and if you haven’t grasped that yet do you even Britain bro?
They’re like politically correct Terminators, they can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop… ever, until you are a vegan!
They serve to intensify my sense of hopelessness, like impending nuclear war, the rise of Fascism, or fucking Crocs.
Police seize Pic ‘n’ Mix with an estimated street value of £4.2 million from a Cinema
Children accross the country terrified by poorly concealed weirdos entering their schools
For too long these vile fucking cunts have been self congratulating poor pissers, buying their own bullshit that they peddle in our corrupt right wing shit rags. Send them a message.