If you find my keys DO NOT post a picture of them in a Facebook For Sale or Swaps Group
Has everyone lost the fucking plot?
Back in the days when common sense was a lot more common, if you found something, you handed it in to the shop/restaurant/bus company where you discovered it.
Typically when I lose something I retrace my steps and call all the places I’ve recently been, and if that’s fruitless, I call the local Police station.
I don’t request to become a member of every local Facebook For Sale or Swaps Group in the hope that some gold hearted, semi brained, wank spaniel has taken it home.
Stop it! You’re basically fucking stealing things you dumb fucks, regardless of how nice you think you’re being you’re taking someone’s phone, debit card or wallet home.
Who decided that you’re the Judge, jury and executioner of the fucking lost property bin? What if the person doesn’t even have Facebook?
Do you wait a fortnight and then determine that the £700 phone you’ve suddenly acquired isn’t wanted and so it’s now yours?
Or do you eventually hand it in to police after the rightful owner has lost all hope?
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