The Home Office should just rebrand to The Go Home Office

The Home Office should just rebrand to The Go Home Office

26th April 2018 0 By Tuckered

Either Amber Rudd is lying through her teeth, or she’s got early onset dementia. She can’t remember a fucking thing, like what she does at work all day.

If she’s lying, can’t remember, or simply doesn’t know what happens in her own department then why the fuck is she still in the job?

If I gave any of those excuses to my gaffer, he’d have me up in front HR quicker than if I’d grabbed the receptionist’s arse whilst shouting “Owzit sugar tits?”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m fully aware that Rudd is merely Darth Vader to May’s Emperor Palpatine, but that haggered psychopath should fuck off too.

In fact, the only reason I’m not raging about May not resigning is the knowledge that she’ll likely be replaced with the MP for 1828, Jacob Double-Barreled Cunt.

They should just stop pretending. Fuck it, it’s Brexit Britain! Let’s take it all back, put the flags out, change The Home Office to the Go Home Office and make anyone who didn’t come over on a Roman boat wear a fucking  badge.

Oh, remember the important issue though, Jeremy Corbyn is anti-Semitic.

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