Outrage as newborn HRH The Prince of Cambridge named MOHAMED
Just moments ago, The Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to her third child, a boy, on St. George’s day.
Thousands of people lined the streets dressed as tea towels to excitedly greet the new Royal addition outside St. Mary’s hospital in Paddington.
The jubilant mood soon turned into a scene of carnage however, as Prince William greeted the media to deliver the news that the fifth in line to the throne has been named Mohammed.
He explained that the decision was to reflect a more modern and inclusive Royal family, which was sadly met with a wave of outrage.
Unemployed, pot bellied flag waver, Geoff said:
“It’s a disgrace. I’ve travelled here from across the road and they’ve gone and named him Asian. What’s happened to this country?”
Ar the time of writing mass riots have broken out across the city.
More to follow.
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