National news outlets are reporting that the Duchess of Cambridge has ‘gone into Labour’ and the leader of the opposition, Jeremy Corbyn, is said to be ‘ecstatic’.
In a since deleted Tweet, the Nazi, Communist, spying, Hamas member said:
“Wonderful news about the Duchess joining our movement and on St. George’s too! Who knows, maybe I’ll even become a Royalist soon lol x.”
The celebration was short lived however, as thousands of people quickly pointed out that she is in fact having a baby.
To save embarrassment, Diane Abbott quickly Tweeted:
“Congratulations on the new Royal twins expected today! St. Patrick’s Day is an amazing day for Prince Harry to give birth.”
Currently millions of twats, clad in flags, are eagerly waiting outside the hospital like fucking idiots.
Updates to follow.
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