Police called to McDonald’s after 4 hour standoff between Diane Abbott and a server who asked if she’d like fries30th April 2018
Police called to McDonald’s after 4 hour standoff between Diane Abbott and a server who asked if she’d like fries
The Disney vulture’s cabinet is starting to look like it was bought from Ikea and built by a blind, one armed, organutan with no instructions.
Who decided that you’re the Judge, jury and executioner of the fucking lost property bin?
I equate patriotism to religion. You’re basically proud of your parents shagging here then staying.
The Home Office should just rebrand to The Go Home Office
It’s like having a cocaine fuelled candle lit wank to a damp black and white image of a pair of legs, crudely torn from the lingerie section of your nan’s catalogue. It’s fucking difficult.
The House of Lords saved your human rights after this callous, racist, poor hating, homeless causing, shower of millionaire cunts tried to take them away.
TENS of ribbons to go un-cut as William takes two weeks Paternity Leave
Outrage as newborn HRH The Prince of Cambridge named MOHAMED