You’re in 1984, a conscious fucking Matrix, only the government didn’t thrust mass surveillance upon you, you got it for Christmas.
Have a drink for Paddy’s day even you’re teetotal just to annoy those St. George’s Day wankers
We’ve got a petulant Defence Minister spouting play ground taunts at one of the world’s biggest super powers, a hyperactive Foreign Secretary who still gets his hair cut by his mum slinging unfounded accusations around, and a power hungry stiletto personified who wants her war because they all fucking get one.
Gavin Williamson responds to latest Russian attack by putting his fingers in his ears and saying ‘ner ner na ner I can’t hear you’
My bet is that it was left in the capable hands of an illiterate, toothless, thug, who ignored Paul’s advice and Facebook’s email, instead opting to post memes of unidentified bown people committing crimes overlaid with words like ‘DISCUSTING’.
“Oooooh. I’m quaking in my boots.” Putin allegedly said whilst stroking the largest nuclear weapon in the world, no, not Kim Jong Un, an actual missile.
If Jamie Carrager can spit through a 2ft moving rectangle from 3 metres, why wasn’t he a striker?
He looks like the result of 30 years of hard drinking and a drop at birth. He’s got so much oil on his face I’m surprised the US hasn’t invaded it and installed a fucking proxy government.