Daft twat doesn’t get fishing

Daft twat doesn’t get fishing

There’s been reports of fly tipping today after a weird frogesue cunt was seen hurling fish into the Thames.

Onlookers described the unknown man as ‘off his nut’ and ‘deranged’, after he appeared in a trawler and started hurling boxes of fish overboard, whilst shouting incoherent bollocks through a mega phone.

Eye witness, Paul Saville said;

“I don’t think the bloke understands the concept of fishing. He wasn’t even trying to catch any! He was just chucking them in the river like a mad man, he’s got it all completely arse about tit.”

NO ARRESTS were made, however mental health professionals were made aware and are currently trying to track down the unnamed man.

More to follow.

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