Have a drink for Paddy’s day even you’re teetotal just to annoy those St. George’s Day wankers
Every year on St. George’s day millions of ‘patriots’ get angry that not enough people a paralytic:
“No one’s celebrating St. George’s day” moaned a bald, shirtless, fat cunt, wearing an England flag as a cape as he supped from a warm can of Carling.
You are you daft twat, so what’s the fucking problem?
No one told them they can’t fucking celebrate did they? Or do they just get upset that we don’t all make an effort to put the fucking bunting up, or wave those embarrassing miniature flags about?
Yes, people make more of an effort on Paddy’s day, of course they fucking do, because Guinness is well nice and you get those comedy hats. Plus people like to pretend they’re Irish for a day, it’s exotic.
So, even if you don’t drink make an effort today, just to annoy those whinging cunts.
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