If Jamie Carrager can spit through a 2ft moving rectangle from 3 metres, why wasn’t he a striker?

If Jamie Carrager can spit through a 2ft moving rectangle from 3 metres, why wasn’t he a striker?

I like football as much as the next guy, if the next guy happens to be someone who despises fucking football, so forgive me for knowing as much about it as Trump knows about basic etiquette.

Until yesterday Mr. Carrager could’ve been within spitting distance of me and I wouldn’t have even noticed, unless I mocked a football score obviously.

Spitting is a disgusting habit, but so is goading someone at 20mph with your phone in your hand and your daughter in the middle, however It doesn’t justify honking up a green one and launching it at the girl. The cunt should’ve wound his window up and drove off. Should he be sacked? Who fucking cares?

In fairness though, regardless of how repulsive the act was, to hit a 2ft moving target from such a distance was fucking impressive. Maybe he should’ve been a striker.

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