It’s like watching a Father Ted sequel where Dougal has somehow climbed the ranks all the way up to Pope and now he’s just telling it like he sees it.
Famine strikes Africa after Facebook sends FOOD PICTURES instead of vital likes and prayers by mistake
150,000 African children die of starvation after being ACCIDENTALLY sent food pictures instead of likes and prayers
We’ll declare it Britain Day! It’ll be a national holiday and we’ll celebrate by downing warm Carling and glassing anyone who makes fuck eyes at our wives.
Finally there’s our roads, which make Amazonion dirt tracks trampled by herding elephants look like a fucking spa for your tyres by comparison.
“This is a colossal waste of public money and police time, had Shergar been a regular farm horse then no additional funding would have been signed off. Hundreds of normal horses go missing every year and no one bats an eye.”
If you’re the type of person with a wide open profile and a million pictures of your kids, then you’re… Continue reading