Facebook urges Jim Carrey to shut the fuck up

Fuck you and your shit films you manic eyed, rubber faced cunt. So what if Russia was involved? These pricks would have voted for a shaved ape flinging its own shit if it wore a red cap with a Nazi slogan, in fact they did.

The response was in retaliation to a Tweet in which the ‘comedian’ said;

“I’m dumping my @facebook stock and deleting my page because @facebook profited from Russian interference in our elections and they’re still not doing enough to stop it. I encourage all other investors who care about our future to do the same. #unfriendfacebook”

A spokesperson for the reach crippling, satire killing, monolith, allegedly called the walking gurn up to tell him;

“Fuck you and your shit films you manic eyed, rubber faced cunt. So what if Russia was involved? These pricks would have voted for a shaved ape flinging its own shit if it wore a red cap with a Nazi slogan, in fact they did.”

The troubled actor has yet to respond on his Twiteer feed, and is still deciding whether he exists or if he is in a fact just a social construct, or a collection of energy projected by vegan yoga lovers.

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