Tommy Robinson is looking for a senior counter terrorism police officer
27th February 2018Good look pal, you’ll have a job finding a police constable if you’ve been burgled.
It’s a bit of snow not the end of days, stop panic buying fucking bread
26th February 2018Bread will still be available tomorrow like the futility of life and your crushed hopes and dreams.
Easter eggs rarely have ‘Easter’ written on the box you insufferable twats
22nd February 2018These are the same fuckers who insist local councils are inverted racists because they oppose the Union Flag. No Barry, they just think that your grubby blue, red and white bed sheet on your 50ft pole looks a bit chavvy, that’s why they asked you to remove it.
Jeremy Corbyn seen playing I Spy outside MFI
21st February 2018Jeremy Corbyn seen playing I Spy outside MFI
Brexit won’t be like Mad Max, even they had trade agreements in Barter Town
20th February 2018I feel so much better knowing that when I’m driving the kids to the disused Aldi filled with volunteering ex teachers they’ll call school, that we won’t be run off the road by a bunch of shirtless, mohican sporting, stead heads, so that they can steal my fucking Austin Allegro for its guzzaline.
Nigel Farage heartbroken after learning The Daily Express is seeing Jacob Rees-Mogg behind his back
10th February 2018Nigel Farage heartbroken after learning The Daily Express is seeing Jacob Rees-Mogg behind his back
Woman given the vote 100 years ago still deciding how to use it
9th February 2018Woman given the vote 100 years ago still deciding how to use it
Muslim Council to raise funds for secretive organisation of ‘discriminated’ privileged white males
8th February 2018“To suggest that a room full of high ranking police officers, politicians, magistrates and officials are involved in some sort of sordid collusion is absurd, it’s discrimination. We mainly wear frocks and compare angles.”
Facebook urges Jim Carrey to shut the fuck up
8th February 2018Fuck you and your shit films you manic eyed, rubber faced cunt. So what if Russia was involved? These pricks would have voted for a shaved ape flinging its own shit if it wore a red cap with a Nazi slogan, in fact they did.