Month: January 2018

How dare theyvm belittle and mock the memory and suffering of the millions of Jews, gays, political opponents, Russians, Polish, Romany gypsies and anyone else I’ve missed, who perished or survived in those human meat processing plants.

Depression is like a black hole. It sucks everything out of you like a Blackburn whore, including any light, leaving nothing but darkness, futility, and a sense of foreboding. It’s basically an episode of Last of the Summer Wine.

Kids today are thick as fuck, but what do you expect when their parents are Trump voting, spherical earth denying, vaccine rejecting morons?

Newsreaders just two more Trump scandals away from openly saying ‘c***’

“He was skipping around The Oval Office talking about how cool it was going to be meeting the King and Stephen Hawk Wind.”

‘We didn’t want a ribbon cutter from that shithole anyway’ UK tells Trump

On the surface this is a seemingly magnanimous offer from the shifty eyed, Pole provoking, toad gurner.

Speaking of recycled mugs, a picture of one holding a plastic cup is dominating the news.

Apparently Theresa May is still in charge of the country, after ‘reshuffling’ her cabinet with all the grace of a Parkinson’s disease suffering magician shuffling a deck of cards.

Rochdale Council who couldn’t organise an ejaculation in a brothel.