Month: December 2017

If you want a glimpse of post Brexit UK go out on Mad Friday

By Tuckered 19th December 2017 Off

The once a year drinker is a strange beast. Wearing a Georgio ArAsda jacket from circa ’97, he’s Mr. Quiet all year round, then like a shit Banana Man he magically transforms after a whiff of shandy. He becomes 70’s Bloke! An inexplicable brown kipper tie appears accross his chest and his trousers mysteriously flare. Every Jaeger Bomb unlocks a new twat level, and he goes from Clarksoned to Manninged in just 4 drinks.