Blue passports are just chufty badges for thick fucks

They’re golden stars for unruly kids who’ve managed to go a lesson without twatting a teacher, participation medals, fucking chufty badges for lobotomised inbred cunts who think leaving the EU means no more fucking brown people.

We’re going to lose free movement, the country is on its arse, there’s a homelessness epidemic and half the population voted to give full sovereignty to a party of fucking psychopaths who’ve turned the UK into a third world laughing stock.

But rejoice! The colour of our fucking passports are changing and if you’re not jumping for joy and rolling over and shitting Mars bars about that you’re an unpatriotic, Britain hating, traitorous, remoaning cunt.

The same inbred fuck headed spunk munchers who are excited about this will be the same pricks getting excited when the government unveils its next plan to bring back fucking ration books, jusy like in the good old days.

We didn’t have to ruin Britain for this, has no one heard of fucking passports covers? You can even buy nice blue ones on Amazon for under three quid.

This is a non event. It’s not good news, a triumph, something to have a fucking street party about, it’s merely a diversion tactic to keep Mail readers spunking over Brexit as an avalanche of shit continues to flow about its eventual catastrophic outcome.

They’re golden stars for unruly kids who’ve managed to go a lesson without twatting a teacher, participation medals, fucking chufty badges for lobotomised inbred cunts who think leaving the EU means no more fucking brown people.

 

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2 thoughts on “Blue passports are just chufty badges for thick fucks”

  1. At last. A website talking my language (and I’m not referring to the swearwords – although I think they are appropriate where this Brexit shitstorm is at). And getting it a hundred percent right. Thank You! Too many people pussyfoot around this situation and don’t tell it like it is. We can label people all we want, but it won’t change the fact that Britain is (if it isn’t already) going to be fucked senseless over this Tory ideological shit.

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