“As post Brexit hate crimes rise quicker than Nigel Farage’s blood pressure outside a Polski Sklep, the BBC has pulled the iconic series after 33 years.”
Cordon thinks he’s Ricky Gervais but he’s more like Ricky Tomlinson – Only funny when someone else is writing15th October 2017
“He looks like a knifed a bag of onions with a trendy haircut. A 35 year old post op transsexual who’s just been given the correct hormone dosage.”
“What’s not cool is the fucking virtue signalling coming from every man and his dog, male stars in particular . This was clearly a very lose definition of a secret. If they were real men they’d have spoken well before the cat was out of the bag.”
She won’t even bow to herself.
She won’t even bow to herself anymore
“Greg Wallace descends on people’s houses looking like a pimp farmer, then spends an hour telling them to shop at fucking Aldi .”
It’s supposed to make you look like you’ve got fuller lips, but in reality it just looks like you’re having a fucking aneurysm.
“The EU don’t want to make leaving look too attractive to its other members, and like Josef Fritzl with a new padlock, they’re going to make it as difficult as possible.”