Stop putting cacti in your vagina
No. Here’s a fucking thought, stop telling women what they can and can’t shove up their clunge.
Pages like The Independent and The Metro seem to have an unhealthy obsession with cunts like Brexiters with Katie Hopkins, or dick heads with Bono.
The same publications spend a lot of time defending feminism and women’s rights, whilst simultaneously advising them against massaging fucking Vick’s vapour rub into their sumps, which cheapens all that empowerment shite by suggesting they’re all thick as fuck.
Women need to be told not to stick a cucumber up their fanny as much as men need to be told they shouldn’t fuck gravel or masturbate with napalm. Again.
So what are the lessons to be learned? Don’t use Original Source Mint shower gel on your private parts, stop telling people what not to put on their sex organs and don’t insert anything into a Katie Hopkins. Theyre a literally patronising cunts.
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