“Oh that silly old prick with the shit hair gone done another whoopsie.”
Let’s all laugh at how fucking stupid the senile old cunt is again.
The trouble is that if you really think about it it’s not funny at all is it? Be honest. We’re all laughing at his fucking Narnia gaff because if we didn’t, we’d probably polish off that Christmas brandy from the cupboard and drive the family estate into a brick wall With the little ‘uns in the back.
His gaffes are about as funny as a fucking Lisa Riley era episode of You’ve Been Framed, and they’re wearing thinner than a Brexit NHS promise.
Just yesterday he stood in front of all the other countries and actually spoke about how cruel Kim Jong Un is to his own people, and that he’d fix it by completely vaporising them. That’s like Jim fixing it for some NSPCC kids without the the fucking cameras rolling.
This geriatric fixident advert is the most powerful man in the entire fucking world, and he’s slinging out nuclear holocaust rhetoric like a parady Bond villain whilst we’re all talking about how silly he is for making up a country.
I wish he could actually make up countries, that way his talk of destroying them wouldn’t be so fucking painfully terrifying.
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