Texans prepared for Hurricane Harvey after enduring 7 months of Tornado Trump

Texans prepared for Hurricane Harvey after enduring 7 months of Tornado Trump

26th August 2017 0 By Tuckered

The state of Texas is is readying itself for massive devastation and bluster as Donald Trump prepares a speech. Then it’s going to get ironically decimated by a hurricane named after an openly gay politician.

An act of God? Or a cruel Mexican/gay/black/muslim/trans *insert minority here* conspiracy?

President Trump tried to reassure Texans on Twitter by writing;

“This is gonna be one bigly wind folks. Yuge! This is what happens when Killary deletes mails! Sad.”

No one can predict what impact the Hurricane will have yet but it’s thought to be capable of causing $2 billion of damage to the backward bible belt state.

Updates to follow.

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