Massive Bell Ends
I’m not referring to Big Ben, aka Massive Mohammed, going silent for four years, oh no. I’m talking about the handful of MP’s who actually congregated with bowed heads to mourn its passing, like their fucking expenses claims before the freedom of information act.
Yet they all gathered around for the final bongs, like students who’ve found a fivers of sput down the back of the settee. Crying over a fucking clock like the out of touch cunts they are.
It’s a fucking clock. Mourn the loss of our civil liberties, or the masses of homeless people you’ve created. Shed a tear for the millions of starving children and the freezing pensioners scattered across the fifth richest country in the world.
I don’t know who attended and I refuse to look. I don’t care if I’m honest. All I know is that this is just another example of why our country is sinking faster than Eric Pickle’s lilo.
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