Ernst Stavro Blofeld appointed as Trump’s new Director of Communications
31st July 2017Ernst Stavro Blofeld appointed as Trump’s new Director of Communications
Ernst Stavro Blofeld appointed as Trump’s new Director of Communications
“I would eat chlorinated chicken until I shat out a swimming pool, if they took that unfunny cunt and the cast of Benidorm for just one fucking series.”
“So far no tragedies, acts of terror, or basically anything news worthy at all, Britain is duller than a Reece-Mogg anecdote right now.”
Ronnie Pickering challenges ‘that car park cunt’ to a fist fight
“The permanently perplexed, flange jowled, fuck faced, tyranacunt, vomited the important announcement all over Twitter like a thick dog who’s found it’s owners chocolate stash.”
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“He looked like a shit post watershed Basil Fawlty impersonator, off his nut of crack laced quinoa, with his arms flailing like a demented Italian”
“She’s a dead eyed, witch featured, vacuous sack of shit, with the perpetual expression of a fucking startled cat.”
“They handled that with all the grace and diplomacy of Vanessa Feltz returning a top that ‘shrunk in the wash’ to fucking River Island.”