Ernst Stavro Blofeld appointed as Trump’s new Director of Communications
31st July 2017Ernst Stavro Blofeld appointed as Trump’s new Director of Communications
Mrs. Brown banned from entering the US
28th July 2017“I would eat chlorinated chicken until I shat out a swimming pool, if they took that unfunny cunt and the cast of Benidorm for just one fucking series.”
UK performing better without a government
28th July 2017“So far no tragedies, acts of terror, or basically anything news worthy at all, Britain is duller than a Reece-Mogg anecdote right now.”
Ronnie Pickering challenges ‘that car park cunt’ to a fist fight
26th July 2017Ronnie Pickering challenges ‘that car park cunt’ to a fist fight
Trump bans trans people from the military
26th July 2017“The permanently perplexed, flange jowled, fuck faced, tyranacunt, vomited the important announcement all over Twitter like a thick dog who’s found it’s owners chocolate stash.”
Melissa McCarthy confirmed as next OO7
26th July 2017BREAKING: Melissa McCarthy confirmed as next OO7
Check out this gyrating mega twat!
24th July 2017“He looked like a shit post watershed Basil Fawlty impersonator, off his nut of crack laced quinoa, with his arms flailing like a demented Italian”
Calls for Christians to condemn Jayda Fransen
24th July 2017“She’s a dead eyed, witch featured, vacuous sack of shit, with the perpetual expression of a fucking startled cat.”
When life gives you lemons don’t sell them without a permit
21st July 2017“They handled that with all the grace and diplomacy of Vanessa Feltz returning a top that ‘shrunk in the wash’ to fucking River Island.”