The Purge: Election Year
30th June 2017“It’s all gone to his head quicker than a fucking Hopkins Tweet after a tragedy.”
“It’s all gone to his head quicker than a fucking Hopkins Tweet after a tragedy.”
“The cunt has more exposure now than fucking Kim Kardashian’s glistening fat arse.”
“What’s the difference between an iPhone 6 and an iPhone 6s? A fucking ‘s’ and 300 quid, you thick cunts.”
“The cunt club on the wrong side of the house roared with happiness like a psychopath watching a baby drown to death.”
“The Tories and their new paid fuck buddies just voted down Labour proposals to end the public sector pay cap, and to employ extra police and fire fighters by a majority of just 14 cunts.”
“These are the same pricks who avoid tap water, deny the holocaust, treat themselves with homeopathy and think that the next iPhone will have a new feature.”
“You’re worse than those religious nuts who let their children die of cancer, whilst they wait impatiently for a non existent God to fix it like some cosmic Jimmy Savile, only he fucks it instead, like some cosmic Jimmy Savile.”
“As people burn to death in buildings coated with pretty coloured fucking bbq fire lighters, and the rate of homelessness increases quicker than a DUP bribe, the UK’s richest benefit claimant is set for a fucking £6 million pay increase along with a £370 million lick of paint for Buck Palace.”
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