I wouldn’t worry. Even if Corbyn was a secret terrorist what’s he going to do?Knit you a cake? Yogurt bomb you? Or maybe he’s going to grow you a particularly sour lemon in his fucking allotment.
Put your Daily Heil down for one second and open your fucking eyes. You’ve been crying like a little bitch about the nasty banks and the rich getting richer for last 9 years.
Now there’s an actual alternative to the austerity driven, divisive, poor murdering status quo being offered up, and you don’t want it because he wears a suit from Asda and spoke to a cunt in 1983.
Theresa speaks to a cunt everyday. You know, the one flinging his own excrement from the front bench whilst taking the piss out of foreigners, and shaking his head and stuttering like a parkinsons sufferer on speed.
Yes there are concerns. Diane Abbot is about useful as a tissue condom, even with a sensible hair cut. And yes, John McDonell looks like a local working man’s club chairman. You know, the guy who only drinks tomato juice and collects everyone’s 50p membership on payday.
I’d take actual clowns making mistakes whilst genuinely trying to help people, over psychopaths pretending to be clowns making no mistakes, whilst trying to hurt people.
The Conservatives make no fucking bones about it either. Fuck the foxes, that’s just a distraction. They want you to work all your lives, pay your taxes then take your kids inheritance from them the moment you start shitting yourself.
If you haven’t already then watch the leaders Q and A from Channel 4 and Sky News yesterday. You can choose soundbites and disdain or answers and passion. The choice is yours.
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