Scrap free school meals?

Scrap free school meals?

Are you fucking serious? You don’t want to be Thatcher anymore do you? You want her to be remembered as a fucking soft touch.
Cruella is far too Disney. Let’s inject a bit of real culture into this campaign. You’ve gone full on Mr. fucking Bumble but you can’t have more if there’s fuck all to begin with.
You’re Mary Antoinette without the misquote. You’re not even going to give the kiddies bread, let alone cake.
And dementia tax, what? Are you hoping they’ll just fucking forget? You may as well send MP’s round dressed like fucking gas men ‘to read the meter’ before robbing the poor cunts blind.
They’ll still vote in their fucking droves though won’t they. Millions of deluded working class wankers who are convinced they’re middle class, because they have a Fiat 500 on HP and a fucking Smart TV from Littlewoods.
Yes, you and your merry band of media tycoons have got people one slip away from the dole hating everyone drawing it. What’s the Wizard of Oz’s next trick? Get people on minimum wage despising the NHS? Is this the direction in which we’re moving now?
That decomposing bile filled bollock could turn Lord Sugar against money for fuck sake.
Initially I thought you just didn’t want to win because Brexit is going to be a fucking shit storm. Now I’m not so sure.
You’re as arrogant as an ‘in talks with Netflix’ Clarkson and as out of touch as fucking Bez on crack.

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4 thoughts on “Scrap free school meals?”

  1. Bloody brilliant, says it all really cept you left out murder by stealth, State sanctioned euthanasia for those who have contributed for 45 years but no longer contribute, they have to go, hell I have to go, but when I do I’m taking some fecking Nazis with me!

  2. She deserves a thoroughly good cunting in the bastard. I hope she gets her cock ripped off during the Brexit negotiations. She’s got a face like a prolapsed vagina.

  3. Yeah right Malcolm, the state should buy kids lunch. But,why stop there?

    Once a kid eats lunch, he/she wants to play with his/her smartphone. It is cruel that some parents can’t afford to give their child a smartphone. Not having one makes them feel disadvantaged and might subject them to ridicule. Their entire lives could be affected. How can you call yourself a liberal if you don’t strongly advocate that the government supply these to disadvantaged kids.

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