People are fucking outraged that the £3.99 Domino’s wedges are…

People are fucking outraged that the £3.99 Domino’s wedges are bought from Asda. It’s fucking potato you dumb cunts. It doesn’t matter if they’re from Harrods. If you’ve just paid £17.99 for a fucking pizza and you’re fretting over where your fiver wedges came from then you need to sort your priorities out you half witted inbred fucking spunk buckets. Have a word with yourselves.

Like a young David Cameron showing off to his mates…

Like a young David Cameron showing off to his mates at a darts tournament in the local social club with a dead pig, this page is asserting itself in the world, making new friends and gaining confidence.

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