“He looks like a knifed a bag of onions with a trendy haircut. A 35 year old post op transsexual who’s just been given the correct hormone dosage.”

“What’s not cool is the fucking virtue signalling coming from every man and his dog, male stars in particular . This was clearly a very lose definition of a secret. If they were real men they’d have spoken well before the cat was out of the bag.”

She won’t even bow to herself.

She won’t even bow to herself anymore

“Greg Wallace descends on people’s houses looking like a pimp farmer, then spends an hour telling them to shop at fucking Aldi .”

It’s supposed to make you look like you’ve got fuller lips, but in reality it just looks like you’re having a fucking aneurysm.

“The EU don’t want to make leaving look too attractive to its other members, and like Josef Fritzl with a new padlock, they’re going to make it as difficult as possible.”

“You look like the product of a sympathy wank into a defective jelly mould, you chinless pin eyed fuck.”

“You’re a Vulcan headed bile injected venom spitting arse tag, and a raised eye browed disdain dealing spunk chinned dick head divider.”

“Stop spreading your warped rhetoric of dick head fodder around like fucking cyber AIDS to your millions of lotobotomised fuck witted followers.”