“Here’s a helpful guide; If it’s bizarre or funny and you’ve never heard of the news site it’s been shared from, then it’s probably a fucking gag you thick cunt.”
“This time she’s coming for the younglings. Stay back you bile filled sack of shit, I mean it. I’d sooner burn my kid’s school down than let you set one cloven hoof over the threshold.”
“Just give up for fuck’s sake. You’ve had more leaders than a fucking Grand National and have less seats than a bike.”
“Dose eny1 no wen bin day is”
Yes. Your fucking local authority website you dumb cunt.
“I can’t help wondering what the outcome would have been had this happened to a working class couple holidaying in Blackpool?”
“People think if they rent a nice flat, have a fucking Peugeot on HP and a 42″ plasma from Littlewoods, that they’re somehow middle class and should vote in the same way.”
“Banning travel from North Korea is like banning the Tories from helping fucking poor people. They were never going to do it in the first place.”
“a typical meme would show a photoshopped picture of say Jeremy Hunt on top of Jeremy Hunt, and the caption would read ‘Cunt on a Cunt’. Thats the basic premise.”
We’ve gone from being the biggest empire on the globe to an annoying fucking piss head who’s just glassed the landlord, needs to leave, wants to stay friends with everyone, but won’t pay his fucking bar tab.
“Just yesterday he stood in front of all the other countries and actually spoke about how cruel Kim Jong Un is to his own people, and that he’d fix it by completely vaporising them. That’s like Jim fixing it for some NSPCC kids without the the fucking cameras rolling.”