Ground-breaking DNA analysis has revealed that the remains of man found in 1903, in Gough’s Cave, Somerset, would have been black, with black hair and blue eyes if he were alive today.
This blows the theory that modern Britons were in fact white out of the water, and instantly resulted in the comments sections of online right wing shit rags being filled with the inane musings of fuck headed, ameoba brained, expert deniers, who immediately branded the findings as fake news.
“I’m no expert but…” appeared more times than Nigel Farage at a photo opportunity, usually followed by some bollocks about academics being “thick as fuck” and “pushing an agenda”, only written by demented chimps with their own shit.
Britain First followers were in dissaray, with one neckless, gravel knuckled, twat badger asking “So do we like the blacks now or not now? Confused dot com lol.”
What’s particularly worrying though is the spotlight this story has shon on us. The comments above are made up because I couldn’t be arsed screen grabbing, or directly quoting these pricks.
Set yourself a challenge now though, go and hunt down the original story and read through the comments on the likes of Sky News and The Daily Mail from their Facebook pages, they’re so much worse than anything I’ve written and will horify you.
To think that in 2018 people not only hold these views, but are also incredibly vocal about them, is astounding. All I can say is don’t learn any magic tricks, because if any of these cunts are in charge one day you’d be tried as witch.