Good look pal, you’ll have a job finding a police constable if you’ve been burgled.
Bread will still be available tomorrow like the futility of life and your crushed hopes and dreams.
These are the same fuckers who insist local councils are inverted racists because they oppose the Union Flag. No Barry, they just think that your grubby blue, red and white bed sheet on your 50ft pole looks a bit chavvy, that’s why they asked you to remove it.
Jeremy Corbyn seen playing I Spy outside MFI
I feel so much better knowing that when I’m driving the kids to the disused Aldi filled with volunteering ex teachers they’ll call school, that we won’t be run off the road by a bunch of shirtless, mohican sporting, stead heads, so that they can steal my fucking Austin Allegro for its guzzaline.
Nigel Farage heartbroken after learning The Daily Express is seeing Jacob Rees-Mogg behind his back
Woman given the vote 100 years ago still deciding how to use it
“To suggest that a room full of high ranking police officers, politicians, magistrates and officials are involved in some sort of sordid collusion is absurd, it’s discrimination. We mainly wear frocks and compare angles.”
Fuck you and your shit films you manic eyed, rubber faced cunt. So what if Russia was involved? These pricks would have voted for a shaved ape flinging its own shit if it wore a red cap with a Nazi slogan, in fact they did.