Brexit CANCELLED! – By order of the Peaky fucking Blinders

What’s a fucking Tory rebel anyway? Someone dressed in a suit being a cunt by day, but who secretly distributes clothing to the homeless by night, like some shit Savile Row Bat Man?

If only that were the case. Can you imagine Arthur Shelby storming into Parliament high on coke, before driving the final nail into May’s failed government?

Well that exact same thing happened today! Sort of.

Parliament now have a legal guarantee to a vote on the final Brexit outcome, after Labour, the SNP, that bloke who used to be the Lib Dems and Tory rebels joined forces to defeat the government.

‘Joined forces’, ‘defeat’, ‘Tory rebels’? You have to love the media’s language don’t you? They make it sound like fucking Star Wars, not some sweaty auld cunts shouting at each other in a fucking ancient chamber.

What’s a fucking Tory rebel anyway? Someone dressed in a suit being a cunt to people by day, but who secretly distributes clothing to the homeless by night, like some shit Savile Row Bat Man?

Anyway long story short. A British parliament have taken back control of a British Brexit. Great news eh?

I have a funny feeling it won’t be in tomorrow’s shit rags though, as they praise Kim Jong May and discredit her treacherous MP’s.

You can see the headlines now:

‘Unpatriotic MP’s defy May to frustrate Brexit!’ – The Mail

‘MP’s Shit All Over The Will Of The People!’ – The Sun

‘Diana’s ghost furious with Tory rebels’ – The Express

We wanted Brexit! Not fucking democracy or experts. We want someone loud, who likes smoking fags and drinking beer to tell us it’s all going to alright, whilst telling our European overloads to go fuck themselves, as long as he gets to keep his pension.

We want Nigel Farage or Arthur fucking Shelby. We want out!

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