How dare Phillip ‘spread shit’ Hammond blame the very people the Tories have spent the best part of a fucking decade forcing into work, by getting jumped up clipboard warriors with a GNVQ in customer service to judge them fit over actual doctors, on loss of productivity.
How fucking out of touch are these cunts? Productivity is low because people are low. Wages have stagnated and people are on zero hours contracts, while food prices are rising quicker than Theresa May’s blood pressure when one of her cabinet of twats opens their fucking mouths to shit out the latest scandal pellet.
In short, as the old saying goes, pay peanuts and you get monkeys, or at the very least really fucked off workers who can’t be fucked grafting their bollocks off for a pittance in this modern dystopia you’ve forced upon us.
Phillip Hammond is just the latest Tory bastard to spunk his hate into the ears of the electorate. How these fuckers are still in government is beyond me.
So, let’s unfairly criticise him based purely on appearance without any basis in fact;
He looks like a fucking melted insomniac Walking Dead extra, with his ill fitting cadaver complexioned face hung loosely over his skull, as if it were a piss stained rain coat thrown over a disused cross trainer in a drunk’s apartment.
He’s maths personified, a walking fucking filing system in a low level Third Reich office, the fucking grey cunt.
It hurts him to smile for the camera as he contorts his face into an expression which only a toddler who’s been forced fed lemon could replicate.
He’s a cunt. They’re all fucking cunts.