£40 billion to leave the EU? You could buy 40 DUPs for that or some fucking cinema pick ‘n mix

£40 billion to leave the EU? You could buy 40 DUPs for that or some fucking cinema pick ‘n mix

It’s a fucking dear do this taking our country back malarkey. For £38 billion they can keep the cunt as far as I’m concerned.

Don’t we even get a Black Friday deal eh? After all it’s a strong British tradition isn’t it? Beating the fuck out of each other in a Tesco for a shit tele has been around forever, like tapas, or Elf on a Shelf.

So Merry Christmas! I’m sick to back teeth of writing about Btexit so here’s a little festive divorce bill poem instead to cheer you all up;

You can’t have any police or nurses or sprinklers for your flats,
You’ll lose all your rights except the one to torture cats.
We’ve decided that the homeless are not worthy of new homes,
But we’re doing up Buck palace and it’s being kitted with new thrones.
Don’t moan you whinging plebiscite you voted for this shit.
We don’t care it’s pennies to us and the poor are hardest hit.

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