‘I don’t watch porn’ says wanker

What’s a little love custard splat in an environment where getting twatted and chatting shit for four hours to block a debate is considered the norm?

Another day another Tory sex scandal. Who gives a fuck if Damian cracked one off in his office ten years ago or not?

Yes, for you or I a cheeky work wank may be considered a step to far, but for these cunts it’s nothing. What’s a little love custard splat in an environment where getting twatted and chatting shit for four hours to block a debate is considered the norm?

Why is everyone getting outraged about knee touches and self service when just a few years ago a dossier on paedophile MP’s was lost.

It seems half the cabinet were fucking kids with impunity back in the 80’s and not one solitary fuck was given, but stare at someone’s tits for too long in a Parliament bar today and you’re ejected quicker than a remainer in a working man’s club.

Let me absolutely clear. Sexual abuse is fucking wrong in all circumstances, but are we really going to go through every MP’s history with a fine toothed comb looking for every¬†misdemeanour?

I hate the fucking Tories with the burning passion of thousand suns but no government is not better than a shit one.

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