In fact just stop taking fucking selfies altogether you vain twats, no more duck faces, and get rid of the filters because Bambi ears and massive eyes aren’t attractive unless you’re into bestiality and noncing.
It doesn’t make any sense. You take a perfectly nice face then contort it into that of a hazy eyed phantom trombonist. It’s supposed to make you look like you’ve got fuller lips but in reality it just looks like you’re having a fucking aneurysm.
What happening to spontaneous photos of a nice smile? The natural wrinkling around the eyes making them pop like beautiful glistening diamonds? There’s no wrinkling at all now, natural or otherwise, everyone looks like they’re a CGI representation of a real person from a shit 2008 film. Set filters to maximum Mr. Worf.
Just stop it, it’s not natural, sexy, or even nice. You just look like you’re trying to blow out candles in a room filled with smoke, or like you’re trying to felate a maggot after an acid attack.