When will the US learn that selling fucking guns in supermarkets is a shit idea? They’re easier to procure than a bag of smack in Salford for fuck’s sake.
“Can I buy a sub machine gun?”
“Jeez I dunno. You gowna kill anyone?”
“Nah, probably just hunt deer and shit”
“That’s good enough for me. Sign your X here”
50 people dead and 200 injured! This is what happens when you mix heavy weaponry with fucking Country music.
Can you imagine if us Brits carried guns? All that stiff upper lip, passive aggressive shit would go straight out of the window quicker than a kid in a Children’s ward on a Jimmy Savile fund raising day.
“Of course you can go in front of me. You only have beans and I’m not in a rush at all”
The NRA bumming Trump fucking rednecks will always defend people carrying guns by saying good people with guns will kill the bad ones before they do any damage.
Well I’m sorry but no one get that fucking memo in Vegas?
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