Mogg being anti abortion is like Bernard Matthews declaring he’s a vegetarian

Mogg being anti abortion is like Bernard Matthews declaring he’s a vegetarian

1st October 2017 0 By Tuckered

The multi-millionaire MP for 1846 and living Walter the Softy, Jacob Rees-Mogg, recently told Piers Morgan that he’s ‘pro life’, which is twat speak for anti choice. I’m surprised the fucking universe didn’t implode with the sheer gravitational cunt power generated from the two massive egos colliding.

It has since transpired that Mogg profits from the sale of abortion pills, with his company having nearly £5 million worth of shares in Kalbe Farma, an Indonesian firm which produces the pills to prevent ulcers, but are also known to trigger terminations.

The animated ventrilquist’s doll admitted to Morgan that he was anti abortion, even in the case of incestual rape. Which is funny because I heard Kalashnikov was vehemently against gun crime.

Defending himself Mogg said; “It would be wrong to pretend that I like it but the world is not always what you want it to be.”

Well I for one whole heartedly agree with the P G Wodehouse escapee. The world isn’t how I’d want it to be either. For example, I’d like walking top hatted exclamation marks who masquerade as conviction politicians to actually back up their principles with actions.

How dare you preach the teachings of an obsolete religion to millions of morning TV viewers whilst doing the complete opposite on a massive scale, you arrogant smirking fuck faced hypocrite.

Tory voters can delude themselves all they like that Mogg is different to the others, but it’s just a another example of the same old Tory bull shit. Profit before people, even if it shits all over their core values.

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