News Broke earlier than William and Kate are expecting their third child.
The future king apparently got randy after spotting a meme circulating around Facebook, which states that if you get your partner pregnant in the next two weeks, the timing of the birth will coincide with The World Cup.
The lucky prince should land his paternity leave in perfect time to have a break from his royal duties so that he can relax and enjoy the football.
The palace has declined to comment, but retired Butler, Gideon Trumbell said;
“It’s fackin’ obvious what he done. He’s played a fackin’ blinder. Fair play to ‘im is what I say.”
The die date has yet to be confirmed. More to follow as the story progresses.
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