Hunt furious to learn his 44k bathroom doesn’t include a golden shower

He should’ve said! I’d have pissed on the cunt for free.

£22 billion in NHS cuts and that smirking shite hawk squanders two nurses salaries on a fucking power shower and a bog with a built in arse cleaner?

Surely it would’ve been cheaper to just bend over and ask Boris why he hates fucking Scousers if he wanted a good anal spraying.

It’s even got a fucking vanity mirror so the cunt can see what a tosser looks like, straight after selling a hospital or two off to fucking Richard Branson and sending a few hundred nurses down the food bank.

He’s a fucking grinning Tory bullshit deflecter. A privatising slick haired doctor betrayer, a fucking nurse starving hospital halving insurance salesman.

He’s selling off the NHS faster than Morrisons sells fucking sausage rolls with reduced stickers on them. “Oh buy one hospital get two free say? I’ll have ten.”

Still, at least he can wash the stench of poverty off now after a hard morning commute.

 

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