President of The United States of America and the world’s most famous dementia sufferer, Donald Judas Trump, took a break from Tweeting bollocks and trying to grab his own pussy neck today to threaten North Korea.
The retaliation came after fat fuck and shit Psy impersonator, Kim Jong Un, reportedly built a mini nuke that could cause at least $10 million of improvements to Arizona after US sanctions on North Korea. Resulting in a riled orange wizened faced cunt.
On a state owned propaganda news channel, the obese dictator threatened “fire and fury” against North Korea if they continued to threaten the US.
So, expect a three minute warning, and be sure to close your curtains and lock your doors tonight as a million war heads rain down on you.