“You have to respect my views as a celibate tri sexual veganised water worshipper.”
“68 though! That’s double the life expectancy of your average fucking Scot.”
Corpse of Terry Wogan earning more than highest paid female BBC presenter
Why is this suddenly a thing? Has the word gone fucking nuts?
New Cyber Women to win every battle with superior organizational skills
Barry Scott started the Big Bang scientists claim
Barry from Eastenders cast as next Wonder Woman
“You look like a haunted faux leather handbag you fucking dead eyed deciever.”