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Check out this gyrating mega twat!

I don’t have the video but you can easily Google it. Don’t ask Facebook like you do to find out what time fucking Asda closes, because like a Jeremy Kyle contestant, it won’t work.

He’s called Fergus Beeley and he’s an Attenborough producer. His documentaries that is, he doesn’t produce actual Attenboroughs, which is a shame because the BBC would be worth the license fee if a David Attenborough fronted every show.

I digress, this privileged cunt lost his temper quicker than Nigel Farage being asked why all of UKIP are more racist than a fucking black and white minstrel show.

In typical superiority complex fashion, the jumped up silver spoon licker, allegedly started his tirade of foul mouthed abuse that even made me blush (it didn’t) with the phrase ‘do you know who I am?’. A phrase usually only reserved for that scary one eyed guy sat on his own in the corner of a town centre pub who utters it straight after ‘whatchoo looking at?’. Tip. Don’t say ‘a one eyed cunt.’

He looked like a shit post watershed Basil Faulty impersonator, off his nut of crack laced quinoa, with his arms flailing like a demented Italian.

To be fair we didn’t see the catalyst for this insane outburst. The family he was having a go at may well have been driving dangerously, but to call them wankers and sluts before threatening a child, death threats and physical violence was more over the top than Louis Spence at his Birthday party.

 

Malcolm Tucker: