He’s got more occupations than the fucking Job Centre

“The cunt has more exposure now than fucking Kim Kardashian’s glistening fat arse.”

That bollocks nosed, country fucking, wealth hoarder, George Osbourne, now has a 6th job as an honoury professor of economics at Manchester University. What’s he teaching? How not to run a fucking economy? Who’s taking maths, fucking Diane Abbot? What else is on offer, advanced driving with Peter Sutcliffe?

I’ve heard the term Jack of all trades, master of non, but that Ceaser haired punch puppet takes the fucking piss. When Treeza sacked him I thought I’d miss him, standing there grinning to flashes of the press cameras, with his fucking red box full of misery on budget day, but the cunt has more exposure now than fucking Kim Kardashian’s glistening fat arse.

I bet people are being sanctioned because of that greedy, slack faced, crack eyed, soundbite repeater stealing all the fucking jobs. The Job Centre now has more filled positions than fucking Katie Price. Well, apart from the three which have just come available in the Labour party. No cunt wants one of those though.

The fucking middle distance staring twat has more titles than a fucking library, you remember them don’t you? They were the big things filled with books that were all shut down during Emperor Osbourne’s reign.

Oh, sorry everyone, I’ve got to go. Apparently I’ve just been laid off and I’m being replaced by….. The magnificent former Chancellor of the Exchequer, Editor in Chief at the Evening Standard, Commander of the seven armies, high priest of the Church of St. Cameron, Professor, Doctor, Sir George Gideon Oliver Osbourne!

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