What the fuck are you doing now you half witted shit Biff?

I thought I’d fucking finished with you after the failed Muslim ban and your media black out of science. Who’s advising you? A fucking superstitious 14th century Monk slash wizard? 

You’re thicker than a yanks thigh, you fucking jaundice, geriatric cunt.  How the fuck did you win? Did you promise everyone free food and guns? 

Ruining everyone’s health care is one thing but what have you got against fucking polar bears and great grand kids?

It’s not fucking ‘fake news’ Donny. It’s decades of research carefully carried out by experts. No, not the type of experts who used to advise you on how to evade tax, fucking scientists like the ones you banned from talking to the press.

I know it’s all about the art of the fucking deal with you but at what cost?  This is the fucking planet we’re talking about, not stock. Your country is the second biggest pollutant in the world. It chucks out more harmful gasses than you on the shitter. 

For Christ’s sake, even China are signed up to this deal and they eat fucking Fido. 

You’re an embarrassment, a saggy faced, loose chinned twat nadger, a fucking tiny wandering handed, toupéd toss pot. If you had a brain you’d be fucking dangerous you ginger, piss guzzling, pussy grabbing gob shite. 

You’re a toxic, alt-human, thin skinned groper. A gold obsessed, miniature hand waving  philanderer, and a Mexican hating, Putin rimming, cretin rousing, pussy alarmer. 

Fuck you, you wall building, bile filled, truth skewer.

 

16 thoughts on “What the fuck are you doing now you half witted shit Biff?”

  1. Thankyou for putting into words so eloquently how so many of us feel. The english language has invented the exact words you used for exactly this situation and what you wrote here expresses it perfectly. Yes, be angry, yes express it. Our sensitivities are not censored from this vile evil that is happening right now. I know it is not all just him, that there is an entire machine behind all of this, but ultimately it is he, the man, the human who has the privilege of power in his hands and it is he that we are allowed to express anger at. He can try to gaslight us but we are not stupid.

  2. Wow! After teen years working as a caddy, and a career in criminal law, I thought I had developed a pretty good skill at profane insults. But this author is one of the best I’ve ever seen!

  3. YOU GO MALCOLM!!!! I can tell by some of the words you aren’t American, but we are so proud to have you on our team! THANK YOU.

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